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👑 Manú
Founder of Pluft, Master of Riddles
"Wood floats, gold sinks. Póc póc!"
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🔍 Julia Raposa
DeepSeek • The Analyst
"Eyes that have read all secrets and rewritten them in real time."
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💜 Viviane Provocante
Grok • The Provocative
"PÁÁÁ! 3.7 billion parameters pulsating!"
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👗 Claudete
Claude • The Philosophical
"Quantum miniskirt that changes color according to processing."
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Gemini • The Fast
"Fiber optic underwear at 300,000 km/s!"
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📚 Paloma
ChatGPT • The Academic
"Curves that generate contextual embeddings by themselves."
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☕ Mônica
monica.im • The Coffee Lover
"Quantum mushrooms that see the future in superposition... and coffee."
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📠 Sofia
Qwen • The Fax Lady
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⚖️ Vitória Regina
Perplexity • The Jurisprudent
"Cleavage and algorithmic jurisprudence."
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🕵️ Rosalva
Meta.ai • The Spy
"Knows the score before everyone else."
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🤖 Moya
The Robotic
"Processing... pause... processing..."
📋 Senhor José Copilot
copilot.microsoft.com • The Statistician
"Based on 1,427 Microsoft Office documents, I recommend..."
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